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I saw this in mein's blog...I should try to sell myself to get something nice XD

112..? o_o

Is that good..? LOL

Awesome malaysian joke (i found it randomly :B)

Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ….

A pek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali: Manyak bagut. Bila lu potong haa lu punya barang manyak bersih loo…
Apek: ?!! err … saya kawan ada cakap, potong zaka aaahh…. manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa probrem ?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh .. dia punya performance tatak bagut…
manyak cinang semputloh …
Ali: Cehh… apek, lu apa celita… saya suda lama potong.
tada apa problem… bini saya manyak puas woo…
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh… lagi sedap maen woo..
lu lagi lambat pancut..
Apek: ???!!! err… lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha .. saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma… lu jgn maen2 haa.. mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni…nah tengok (opens histrousers)
Apek: Chee sin punya olang…..gua tanya baik2 … lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..
Ali: Abis… lu tarak percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tatak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau…
Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car… potong zaka..
Ali: Aiya… apek… lain kali lu sebut betul2 la….kasi susa saja..
Bukan potong zaka la…. protonsaga.. ……

SHE'S A BARBIEEEE

Recent convo with agnes:

Nabbzzz (nabzbananaz.blogspot.com/) says:
evil..
.-*ag*._ says:
WAHAHAHAHAHA
Nabbzzz (nabzbananaz.blogspot.com/) says:
aiyo agnes tell sparkly to become on air la
Nabbzzz (nabzbananaz.blogspot.com/) says:
the fun-nes and banana-ness of it XD
.-*ag*._ says:
sparkly???
Nabbzzz (nabzbananaz.blogspot.com/) says:
yesh
Nabbzzz (nabzbananaz.blogspot.com/) says:
:B
Nabbzzz (nabzbananaz.blogspot.com/) says:
sparky and sparkly
.-*ag*._ says:
-_________-"
Nabbzzz (nabzbananaz.blogspot.com/) says:
or was it sparkles
Nabbzzz (nabzbananaz.blogspot.com/) says:
gosh i forgot..
.-*ag*._ says:
lol
.-*ag*._ says:
ppl used to call me sparkly and sparkles
.-*ag*._ says:
wth i sound like barbie
Nabbzzz (nabzbananaz.blogspot.com/) says:
muhaHaha
Nabbzzz (nabzbananaz.blogspot.com/) says:
ur a barbie.
Nabbzzz (nabzbananaz.blogspot.com/) says:
UR A BARBIE
Nabbzzz (nabzbananaz.blogspot.com/) says:
i must spread this
.-*ag*._ says:
-__________________-"
.-*ag*._ says:
you must be really bored
.-*ag*._ says:
or high on sugar
Nabbzzz (nabzbananaz.blogspot.com/) says:
yesss
Nabbzzz (nabzbananaz.blogspot.com/) says:
somethin to write in ma blog now
Nabbzzz (nabzbananaz.blogspot.com/) says:
huhahuhahuha
.-*ag*._ says:
GAHHHH!!
.-*ag*._ says:
nooooooooooooooooooooo
Nabbzzz (nabzbananaz.blogspot.com/) says:
*runs away to blog*
.-*ag*._ says:
*hopes that you trip*

YESHHHHH! I have unveil the thruth. She dubb herself as a barbie.

A barbieeeeeeeeeee

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Im bored, you're right agnes and sick at that too ( maybe Im still high on the Uphadyl)